interface with the clown

The act of speaking with a fast food employee at the drive through window.

When on the phone one says "Hold on on I have to interface with the clown" when it is your turn to order at the fast food window

by KC6FLG October 9, 2008

Couture Clown

Particular to sourthern border of the US with mexico. Mostly Spanish-speaking, pretentious, last season's couture wearing, jota that wears horridly narrow and pointed dress shoes that curl up like clown shoes. Usually, they wear brands like Aldo. Ususally overly dramatic. Funny, but usually a pain in the ass. Fravorite word of choice being "Osea". Usually broke, but will charge anything to look rich. Drives a used luxary car like a mercedes miata or mom's BMW, but lives in a hovel. Synonyms: Ranchitas, Fonchies, Pochos, Fresas

Oh no girl; You DON'T want to go to THAT party! Jotas will be all last season, not speak of word of English, & think they run the world. Not to mention thoes aweful pointy curled shoes from Aldo. Couture Clown everywhere! Well, maybe we should to see who win's the oscar tonight. DRAMA!

by laverdad21 January 27, 2012

ass clown

Someone who draws a funny face on their ass cheeks, and talks with their ass cheecks to make people laugh is the true definition of an ass clown!

"John is the funniest ass clown, he just drew a funny face on his ass cheeks and did an imitation of George Clooney."

by MasterMTG May 4, 2006

Clown Face

Going down on a girl while she is having her period.

Kevin was brave enough to get a clown face from Kristin.

by Sneaky Jesus September 7, 2008

clown face

Only putting makeup on the front of the face, forgetting to blend it toward the neck area, creating a definite line.

That lady with the clown face needs to learn how to put her makeup on!

by Erin Wilcox October 21, 2008

Clown Shoelace

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"

Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003

clown parade

in an academic hospital: a large gathering of physicians, fellows, residents, and medical students making "rounds". when they walk to the halls to see each patient and incessantly chatter about random facts, obscure diagnoses, and brown-nose their way up the ladder. they are often carrying backpacks, textbooks, tuning forks, ophthalmoscopes, and other medical gizmos..

Usually a "clown parade" has 10 or more participants.

A-man did you see that medicine team come to the ICU on rounds?

B-yeah dude... clown parade... clown parade deluxe.

A- how can they spend all day doing that??

by observant MD April 26, 2010