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class S pooper

the worst person you can find in a bathroom they don't poop often but when they do it is the worst shit you have ever smelt in your life. unlike the class A pooper they don't poop very often but they do poop very slowly and unless they put on perfume or something they will smell a little like shit the rest of the day. unlike the class A poopers they do not smell to bad on a regular day and there usually the quite type however they have bad habits that they have trouble breaking ex. picking nose, nail biteing fingernails and toenails, on the days they do poop they will always blame the smell on something else if anyone asks
I walked into the bathroom and i swear it was the worst crap ive ever smelled i swear it was a class S pooper in there
by shamefulwizard March 7, 2022
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Lower-class thot

A thot of the lower class; opposite of higher-class thot; can be used in many situations
Person 1: “OOP it’s a lower-class thot!”
Person 2: “EW”
by karlsdiscordkitten October 16, 2019
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German class

-Death glare -Inappropriate jokes *play girls and play boys*
-Long lectures about 's' not looking like 's'
-Your teacher leaving the room to ask the spanish teacher how you say glass in spanish
-Random stories about your teachers life in Germany
-Playing random games that have nothing to do with what your learning
-The teacher telling you that you are all going to be working at McDonalds one day
-Getting called a kitty when you say something funny
-The teacher giving you a five minute answer to a question you didnt ask
-Making animal noises for 6 minutes
-Homework being assigned for the next day but everyone know she wont check it for week but the one day you dont do it she accually checks it on the day
-Never knowing if the teacher is joking or not *laughing when she is being serious*
-Saying you hate it but in reality its one of your favorite classes
-When you start German you get a weird get to know you sheet with odd questions like 'do you were socks when you go to bed?'
-Being alone in the middle of the room and everyone else being on the side because you are the ONLY one who doesn't know what the word translates to in English
-Getting yelled for trying get a persons attention, poking someone, making eye contact, laughing when its 'inappropriate', doodling when you should be watching a video, not participating, participating and getting the answer wrong, and not doing homework
Person 1- Dont you just hate German class?

Person 2- Oh yeah its the worst

*in head NOO i LOVE THAT CLASS!

Anne- Ich Heisse Anne!

Elizabeth- WOW anne i LOVE your GERMAN CLASS SKILLS!
by Germanclassfreak January 25, 2010
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classic

A word used to describe behavior that is characteristic of the person. This can be used to describe your best buddies, or even total strangers.
Guy 1 "You see that guy that just walked in the room and took that laptop?"
Guy 2 "Yea...I think his name was Carl or something"
Guy 1 "Classic Carl"

Guy 1 "Did Aidan poop in the shower again?"
Guy 2 "Yeah its all over the walls"
Guy 1 "Classic Aidan"
by ticklemecollins March 25, 2011
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Classical

The word "classical" as applied to music has two meanings. The narrow meaning is the music that predominated in cultivated circles from about 1759 or so (the year Handel died) through about 1827 (the year Beethoven died). The most prominent classical composers were Haydn, Mozart, and Beethoven, though there were many others as well--among them J.S. Bach's sons, esp. C.P.E. Bach, Johann Nepomuk Hummel, Luigi Boccherini, Karl Ditters von Dittersdorf.and many others. Of course, this time classification is a bit arbitrary; Schubert, who died a scant 20 months after Beethoven, is generally considered a Romantic composer, though many of his longer works from all but the last few years of his life are basically classical in the narrow sense.

In the broader sense, classical music is more difficult to define precisely; you can find exceptions to almost any generalizations you make.

Yes, classical music tends to be in longer forms that popular music, but a great many classical composers have written songs which are no longer that the average pop song. There is even an Australian composer named Myroslav Gutej whose 3 movenment Piano Sonata #7 lasts a total of 24 seconds!

Yes, classical music tends to be "serious" music; in fact, many have adopted the term "serious music" in lieu of classical music, because they think it more accurate. But that does not mean that all non-classical music is not serious, or that no classical music has humor. Many operas have comic plots; probably about half of opera plots involve crossdressing by at least one character. And Brahms Academic Festival Overture, written, as you might expect, to celebrate a particular academic festival, horrified many of the academics and delighted their students because it was based on four popular German student drinking songs. Much of the humor of J.S. Bach is lost to us now, because much of his music, including his sacred cantatas and organ music, incorporated melodies from the popular music of his day; this often shocked many members of the congregation. At the other end, the song "Strange Fruit," popularized by Billie Holiday, certainly qualifies as "serious" music.

And finally, whether a composer is considered classical or popular can be a rather arbirary, individual decision at the margins. I have made the decision, for example, to include all of Duke Ellington, even his longer symphonic compositions, in with my jazz section. OTOH, I categorize both George Gershwin and Scott Joplin (not just his opera Treemonisha) as classical composers.

And while I think rap is an abomination, I must say that many people who began as rap "artists" have turned out to be people of real artistic depth in music and movies. Queen Latifah is one of the few who has branched out into other kinds of music, but others, like Ice T and Will Smith have shown themselves to be fine actors with genuine depth. And, divorced from its often obscene, violent, and mysogynistic content, rap as a form, if not a name, has been around for a long time, going back at least as far as the Gilbert and Sullivan patter songs. And give another listen to Pete Seeger's "Talking Atom" from the late 40's, if you have never heard it.
Favorite essentials to a good classical CD collection:

Bach: Brandenburg Concerti--Marriner, cond.
Handel: Messiah--Charles Mackerras, cond.
Haydn: String Quartets, Op. 76--Tatrai Quartet.
Beethoven: Piano Concerti (5)--Leon Fleisher, piano, George Szell, cond. Cleveland Orchestra.

Brahms: Symphonies--Georg Solti, Chicago Sym.
Mahler: Symphonies--Bernstein, NYPO
Dvorak: Sym 9 "New World"--Zdenek Macal, cond, London Philharmonic Orch.
Stravinsky: The Rite of Spring--Stravinsky, cond.
Joplin: Treemonisha--Gunther Schuller, cond.
Prokofiev: Symphonies 1, 5--James Levine, Chicago Symphony.
Shostakovich: Piano Quintet--St Petersburg String Quartet, hyperion label.

Britten: Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra--Antal Dorati, cond., Sean Connery, narrator.
by Robert Baker aka RebLem May 22, 2006
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Health Class

A semester long guilt trip in which the teacher states one of following three things over and over again.

1 - Eat fruits and vegetables and don't forget to exercise every day!

2 - Don't do drugs.

3 - Stay abstinent.
Dakota - How was health class?

Kyle - It was so boring, the teacher said to exercise, eat fruits and vegetables, and to not do drugs throughout the entire period!

Dakota - It sucks that you still have 16 more weeks of that class.
by LeafsFan35 January 14, 2011
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