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Fortnite Christian

When u make someone eat your dandruff then make an nft of them eating it
Let’s make a fortnite Christian or else
by Deo demon February 3, 2022
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Christian Johnson

Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!
Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!
by NunButFax March 3, 2022
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Cussing Christian

A person who is a Christian but also cusses
Mary: “shit!”
John: “did you just cuss? I thought you were a Christian.”
Mary: “I’m a cussing Christian.”
by Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis December 30, 2021
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christian brunswick

He is a really cute man with really soft hair. Christian has a giant pickel in his pants.
Boy: Christian Brunswick's hair is really soft
Girl:He is really cute to
Boy: I can't say that because that's gay
by bob12334435234 April 20, 2018
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christian taylor

Help, there's a fire, we need Christian Taylor!!
by Trussblink June 14, 2017
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Super Christian

A person of the Christian faith that tends to take it to extremes in such a way as to threaten on, insult, or get into the face of people that are not christian. Generally these people are "frowned" upon in the media eye but are praised by high up christian. Also they tend to annoy people to the point of which they bend their victims to their will. Best way to get rid of one is to say you worship Satan and tell them to leave or be cursed with demon magic. (this tends to make them run but do not do this to a door to door Super Christian because they will mass around your house and attempt to "release demon within you" Aka kill you)
Super Christian: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN JESUS AND PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL AND I WILL SEND YOU THEIR WITH MY JESUS STICK. *Brandishes a 2x4 with jesus painted on it*

Person: Ok dude I believe just chill out jeez.

Super Christian: Good, have a Jesus cookie.
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Christian music

although good for moms, you will often go to sleep with this music if you're used to pop, rap, and rock. the singers are good, but they lack in style.
blonde soccer mom: let's listen to the radio!
cool son: star 94?
blonde soccer mom: no, I wanna listen to casting crowns and toby mac!
cool son: aw come on, I've been listening to that crap since i was a baby! can we PLEASE listen to Taio Cruz?
blonde soccer mom: no Jesus isn't mentioned in it. It's permenantly Christian music.
by Blakepwner January 25, 2011
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