Chode

A Penis That is Wider then it is long or wide as it is long.
Probably the worst thing when you find out you have one.

*Girl gets ready to give guy a bj*
*pulls down his pants and sees a Penis thats wider then it is long*
girl: Oh my god thats a Chode
*guy gets embarassed*

by Evan Rich January 17, 2008

chode

The dark skin between the penis and the asshole

You are a chode!

by kwang July 18, 2003

Titty Chode

Originated from chode, which is the area between a guy's sac and asshole (props to user zaq for being a competent individual.). Titty chode is the female equivalent of chode, or the area between two tits. Can be used literally or as an insult.

(Statement, neutral):
"Your titty chode is sticking out."

(Statement, derogatory):
"Shut up, titty chode."

by master j January 17, 2005

chode rubber

noun; a person who takes their hand and circulates it in a counter clockwise movement "to rub off a chode"

shaq has hired a personal chode rubber to satisfy his cravings of hardcore, sometimes even bloody chode rubbing

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

chode master general loaf eater

when someone eats a loaf of their master generals chode

that kid greg is a total chode master general loaf eater fo shizzle my nizz

by pseudonym:( October 4, 2008

Chode Ears

When someones ears are so peculiar and small, the only proper word to describe them is "chode"

Alex-Did you see his Ears? i swear they look like Chodes!
Kevin-I know man, complete case of Chode Ears

by dowdis September 21, 2009