Lard-ass president of Venezuela, constantly seeking attention by spouting anti-American rhetoric to any media outlet that will listen. Has allied himself with Iranian President Ahmadinejad, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, and pretty much every other anti-American/socialist/fascist leader in the world. Currently adored by leftists for his anti-Bush stances and for leading a so-called Latino "Revolution" against American "imperialism", despite the fact that 80% of Venezuelans currently live below the poverty line.
Hugo Chavez getting applauded at the U.N. for calling Bush "the devil" eight times just shows how decadent the U.N. has become.
Viva Chavez? Pfft.
Hugo Chavez owning Citgo is just one more reason to drill Alaska.
Viva Chavez? Pfft.
Hugo Chavez owning Citgo is just one more reason to drill Alaska.
by S. E. H. October 6, 2006
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Chavmobiles must have at least one body pannel in grey undercoat because the owners (chavtards) ran out of money after spending it all on white lightning cider and copies of "lacks power" magazine.
Many hours of fun can be had standing by a high speed bump watching these muppets shatter their ludicrously low front spoilers.
also known for their ability to accelerate flat out in a straight line before shitting themselves at the first sign of a corner.
Chavmobiles must have at least one body pannel in grey undercoat because the owners (chavtards) ran out of money after spending it all on white lightning cider and copies of "lacks power" magazine.
Many hours of fun can be had standing by a high speed bump watching these muppets shatter their ludicrously low front spoilers.
also known for their ability to accelerate flat out in a straight line before shitting themselves at the first sign of a corner.
Chavmobile accessories include.
1) an exhaust you can fit your head in connected to a 1.1Ltr engine.
2) A bin lid sized sub woofer making the obligatory elephant flatulence noise.
3)Twatty blue L.E.D's on every available surface.
4)Underlighting, making it look like they ran over a sunbed.
5) Alloy wheels worth 3 times the value of the car.
6) An imaginative use of airfix paint to "customize" the dashboard.
P.S running all of these accessories uses up about 80% of the available engine power.
1) an exhaust you can fit your head in connected to a 1.1Ltr engine.
2) A bin lid sized sub woofer making the obligatory elephant flatulence noise.
3)Twatty blue L.E.D's on every available surface.
4)Underlighting, making it look like they ran over a sunbed.
5) Alloy wheels worth 3 times the value of the car.
6) An imaginative use of airfix paint to "customize" the dashboard.
P.S running all of these accessories uses up about 80% of the available engine power.
by Mrflibble December 21, 2006
Get the chavmobile mug.Following on from the naming of chavistan, in the vein of referring to unpleasant places by echoing the names of middle-eastern nations or cities, a place with a heavy chav population can be described as chavdad.
Chavdad is more than a place where chavs gather, it is akint o a capital city for chavs.
"McDonalds in the high street is like Chavdad"
"McDonalds in the high street is like Chavdad"
by Jigs got a passport November 10, 2004
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Get the Chavalicious mug.An alcoholic drink made from equal parts Kentucky Bourbon (preferably Jack Daniels) and Diet Coke with several generous squeezes of lemon juice. Derived from the Non-Alcoholic Drink called the "Jeff Chaveline."
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"I know most people here at The Derby will be drinking Mint Juleps, but I think I'll have a Bourbon Chaveline.
by Adam Nass August 8, 2006
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Chavo is a homeless orphan child who lives from the "charity" of the inhabitants of the neighborhood where he hangs out. The other characters seem to amuse themselves by mocking him, hitting him, offering him food but then denying it, and generally torturing him.
Critics argue that its director, Roberto Gomez Bolaños, aka Chespirito, has earned fame and fortune by taking advantage of the worst kinds of attrocities, such as child abuse, violence, homelesness, hunger, etc, and has presented them in a "funny" way.
The show offers repetitive gags, which are followed by laughter cues, perhaps as an acknowledgement that the audience would otherwise not understand the purportedly funny situations.
Chavo is a homeless orphan child who lives from the "charity" of the inhabitants of the neighborhood where he hangs out. The other characters seem to amuse themselves by mocking him, hitting him, offering him food but then denying it, and generally torturing him.
Critics argue that its director, Roberto Gomez Bolaños, aka Chespirito, has earned fame and fortune by taking advantage of the worst kinds of attrocities, such as child abuse, violence, homelesness, hunger, etc, and has presented them in a "funny" way.
The show offers repetitive gags, which are followed by laughter cues, perhaps as an acknowledgement that the audience would otherwise not understand the purportedly funny situations.
Kiko: Hey Chavo, are you hungry? Do you want this empanada (bringing it to Chavo's face)?
Chavo: yes!!!!
Kiko: cooompra!!! (go buy some!!! as he takes it away)
Chavo: pipipipipipippi!!!! (Chavo's signature cry, a common occurence throughout each episode)
Pre-recorded laughter
Chavo: yes!!!!
Kiko: cooompra!!! (go buy some!!! as he takes it away)
Chavo: pipipipipipippi!!!! (Chavo's signature cry, a common occurence throughout each episode)
Pre-recorded laughter
by mateluna October 19, 2008
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