Crabs

When you fuck a girl so hard, she ends up walking like a crab the next morning.

Girl 1: He fked me so hard, I got crabs this morning!

by JackIsNotInTheBox October 21, 2017

Crabs

Pube lice

That dirty ass nigga probs got crabs

by G—spot June 1, 2022

crab apple suffle

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet

The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom

by tha captain September 20, 2016

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 5, 2022

crab

crab

jessica: hey! OMG is that a crab?
me: yeah

by crablver69 August 26, 2021

Crab

A person looking or acting very suspicious. Often referring to druggies.

"Whats that crab doing in the park in the middle of the night".
"Theres some crab outside near your car"

by info24 July 13, 2024