by The person who is a bystanderd February 28, 2022
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"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
by Bigboybubblebath March 4, 2022
Get the Mud crab mug.When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices
by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022
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A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021
Get the Jazz Crabs mug.This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
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