The unsung hero of a bridal party, usually older than a ring bearer and younger than a groomsman, whose responsibility it is to leverage his cuteness to hookup groomsmen with available bridesmaids. If the groomsman lacks the confidence necessary for the mission to succeed, it is also the responsibility of the chicken wingman to call him, "CHICKEN!" and ply him with drinks (and optional celery stalks) until the mission is completed successfully.
Groomsman: "The bride's cousin looks pretty hot in that seasonally appropriate dress that she'll never wear again; but, I don't know if I can talk to her."
Chicken wingman: "Chicken! Do this shot of tequila, munch on these celery stalks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you."
Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wingman."
Chicken wingman: "Chicken! Do this shot of tequila, munch on these celery stalks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you."
Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wingman."
by FigData June 20, 2016
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Get the chicken eggzmug. "Fuck! That chicken just laid an egg on my pillow!"
"Chickens is bitches!"
"Now I'm going to go eat some gallo pinto."
"Sorry, that chicken just ate it."
"Chickens is bitches!"
"Now I'm going to go eat some gallo pinto."
"Sorry, that chicken just ate it."
by DonaMaria February 5, 2009
Get the Chickens is bitchesmug. In politics, the game of espousing good, popular policies with the express intention of getting your opponents to reflexively oppose them and therefore look stupid. Particularly used on left Twitter with reference to Jeremy Corbyn, who was the pioneer and master of the game during the 2017 UK general election.
"Corbyn's just playing a game of cunt chicken now to see what the soundest policy is he can come out with that pricks will still say is shit." - first usage from t_manning92 on Twitter
by BakedBeanBreville November 5, 2019
Get the cunt chickenmug. Visible rings usually occurring in pairs around the outermost edges or sides of the tread on a motorcycle tyre (or tire). They are formed when only the innermost part of the tyre wears because the bike has never been leaned over far enough on its side into corners for them to be scrubbed out.
by Fred Eyre November 22, 2013
Get the chicken ringsmug.