by EKACNAP April 6, 2015
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As you reach out to shake someone's hand, you smile, step on their foot
then fire your snub nose .38 revolver through the pocket of a cheap overcoat.
As you reach out to shake someone's hand, you smile, step on their foot
then fire your snub nose .38 revolver through the pocket of a cheap overcoat.
BANG! BANG!
"Wat da fuck happened to Big Joe?"
"I dunno. Some guy was smiling and shaking his hand
like they wuz long lost friends then next t'ing ya know
I heard a coupla shots an' Joe's layin' dere wit' his dick
in da dirt an' the guy was gone!"
"Hey! Why is the toe of one of his $300.00 shoes all scuffed?"
"I dunno... This is some more South Side b.s.
Let's go before tha' cops get here."
"Yeah... It looks like Big Joe got himself
a Chicago Handshake."
"Wat da fuck happened to Big Joe?"
"I dunno. Some guy was smiling and shaking his hand
like they wuz long lost friends then next t'ing ya know
I heard a coupla shots an' Joe's layin' dere wit' his dick
in da dirt an' the guy was gone!"
"Hey! Why is the toe of one of his $300.00 shoes all scuffed?"
"I dunno... This is some more South Side b.s.
Let's go before tha' cops get here."
"Yeah... It looks like Big Joe got himself
a Chicago Handshake."
by Ghost Car Operator April 14, 2020
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When there are two joints or blunts in a circle of friends; one is passed clockwise, the other counterclockwise. When two arrive at your doorstep you have to "chicago;" hit both of them simultaneously, preferably in the manner of inserting each between two different sets of knuckles of the same hand, making a chamber with your fist and inhaling deeply through the pipe created by your thumb and forefinger.
by transcendental fusion February 23, 2011
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Get the Chicano mug.a school for a bunch of pussy faggots that think their hot shit because they go to a school with girls. they act like they are beasts and that they slay pussy when they are all faggots that never get girls because they are all creatures.
woah, the marist high school chicago kid thinks he is going to get pussy from that chick, but we all know that he is just a faggot that will get shit on.
by coloma August 4, 2017
Get the marist high school chicago mug.A baseball team from Chicago. They have a very large fan base, most of them are twits. They parade up to Milwaukee in their BMW's and Mercedes while talking on their fucking cell phones and speeding 30 over. They pay crazy rates at Miller Park to see their precious "Cubbies" . When September comes around, they blame management and coaches for their 100 years of sucking shlong. They also have had history of blaming animals and individual fans for their misfortune.
The Chicago Cubs have a huge salary cap. How have they not won a series in over a 100? Oh, thats right! ....a goat, Steve Bartman, and of course that terrible management! Fuck the Cubs.
by Mr.McBeerStein April 11, 2010
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