Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume

Colleen Hopkins' clown's pocket smells like a Tauntaun.

by HelpDickStuckinCow August 21, 2015

Clownsville

A area, usually a workplace , where a majority of the population makes little to no effort in their responsibilities and also doesn’t take initiative into doing critical things.

As I arrived to clownsville I seen all the security guard in their phones and not making sure the building was secured.

by Ice510kid February 21, 2018

Clown

A clown is another word for the current person sitting in the Oval Office

How did that clown win the election?

by DragonSlayer1999 December 18, 2018

Clownfish

A species of fish that you will look at and scream "Nemo!"

Me: Look! That's Nemo!
Friend: You idiot! That's a clownfish!
Me: Duh...same thing. Nemo is a clownfish.

by Rifs March 27, 2019

Clownocracy

Clownocracy is a benevolently absolutist philosophy, mixed with a technocracy, but the culture is clown-based and the absolutist is also nationalist and anti-reason.

"Praise the clown lord to join Clownocracy."

by jason.exehasstoppedworking June 1, 2019

Clown Car

Like the mini-van (2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back), the clown car involves a full fist in the vagina and a full fist in the ass. Just like a clown car, there are inexplicably 5 in the front and 5 in the back.

I was finger-banging this tripe last night and she insisted on taking both fists. I filled her holes like a fucking clown car.

by M.Doc July 8, 2019