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Penis-Butter Sandwich

A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.
Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.
by sixtyfps March 6, 2009
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slow butter

"that was slow butter!"
by SBH2 July 29, 2009
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Butter Nut(s)

A Butter Nut is someone who likes to do your bitchwork for you.

The name comes from Tom , the ORIGINAL BUTTER NUTS
"Hey you going to get that shit?"
"Nah, it was snowing a little, so i sent Butter Nut(s)"
"haha, what a fucking bitch"
by CRACKTOWNNN August 6, 2009
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Anal Butter

The really annoying substance that resides along the greater part of the 12" crack of your ass. It is produced usually on a really really hot day, when you sweat, and wearing some really tight pants. It is a mixture of feces particles (dingle berries), sweat, and dried skin. It leaves a very strange, stinging, and burning sensation around the bunghole... resulting in the need to find a bathroom, ASAP. Upon wiping this "anal butter", brings quite a relief to the area immediately. Will also leave a really nice skid mark on your underwear, which sometimes requires the immediate disposal of the garment, and to just go "commando" for the rest of the day.
Rob: Dude Why you walking like that?

Brah: Man, i dunno... I think i got a bad case of Anal Butter. Can we hit up the starbucks bathroom with the quicks?
by Shady_Ass_Rob September 27, 2011
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Butter Churn

1. A slang term for the vagina.
2. Something that people used and still use until this very day to make the wonderful substance known as butter. You can eat it plain , on a piece of bread , with a friend, or off of your partners genitals.
Sally pulled her skirt up with a shift and a queef and eminated the words from her mouth hole. Stick your big silly weener in my butter churn.
by Red and Brown Grass Rat November 25, 2004
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Canadian Butter Churn

Used to describe a sex act that some people find very disturbing.

Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.

The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.

The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.
Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.

They used the rest of the butter on their toast.
by BigAgitator August 1, 2008
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