Ninja Bong

The act of never being seen, heard, felt or smelt.

We ninja bong'd the whole night. No one even knew we were there.

by Ninjabg May 3, 2014

River bong

Lame ass holes trying to get high with dirty water and bottles, the poorest way of sucking bongs, and the best way to catch diseases

Yoo I just sucked a river bong man I'm battered.... no you just got aluminium poisoning and 20 different diseases

by Cannock inbred October 13, 2016

stem boneyard

A pile of stems from your weed

Dude, I have a stem boneyard up in here! Stems for days!!

by Blazeitplayerr January 16, 2017

A bondy

A poor quality job that has taken twice as long as it would to do a good job

Look at the state of that looks like a bondy

by We love bondy December 9, 2018

a bondy

When a job takes twice as long as you expected and turns out rubbish

Oh my god it's took all day to do that and it's rubbish I just did a bondy

by We love bondy December 9, 2018

bing bong

your lil small penis which is used for sexuality purposes

Give me your bing bong - i am fucking horny!!!

by Lil Clink April 1, 2019

phatty bong rip

When chonger legends milky a phat bong and take all the smoke back leaving you nearly crying and coughing everywhere.

Josh: shit why is Lucy coughing so much
Mickel: cause Lucy just had a phatty bong rip

by Sesh gyaldem April 16, 2019