Bacon

Not even that fucking good

"After morning sex"
Gf: Hey babe want Bacon for breakfast?
Bf: Hell nah that shits nastier then your pussy
"Gf brakes up with him"

by Niggerfan69 May 7, 2019

Bacon egg and cheese grease

The bacon egg and cheese grease down to your possay.

I ate some bacon egg and cheese so the grease with make it all wet down there. The male private part will just be sliding in and out. I now also taste like a Continental breakfast. The bacon egg and cheese grease down to your possay.

by WAP lover July 10, 2022

Burnt Bacon

An idea that is bad or stupid

You and your ideas are so burnt bacon, i hate you

by Grande Rojo April 14, 2010

Chicken Bacon Ranch

Its chicken bacon ranch

best thing in the world

Aaron's mom: Can you order chicken bacon ranch pizza

Aaron's friends: FUCK YEAH CHICKEN BACON RANCH

by TheKiwii November 1, 2019

tugging the bacon

A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""

Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!

by Fat Philosophical Veiny Koch March 13, 2011

makin' that bacon

getting your undercarriage worked up so much that it starts to sizzle

Damn gurl, you been makin' that bacon for so long that it's about time to plate that shit up.

by donka-dewballs November 11, 2014