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bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
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Bi-winning

A term coined by Charlie Sheen, the obviously drugged up star of Two & a Half Men. He invented it as a roundabout response to a question.
Lady Interviewer: Some people seem to think you might be bipolar.
Charlie: I'm bi-winning! Duh! Epic! Win!
*sniff*
WIN!
by leggomaaaggo March 28, 2011
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bi-winning

Pertaining to, or having absolute 'win' in ones life. One must usually be under the influence of the drug 'Chalie Sheen' to become bi-winning.
Reporter: "Some say your that your bi-polar"

Charlie Sheen: "WOW, what does that mean?"

Reporter: "I guess that your on two ends of the spectrum"

Charlie Sheen: "wow, and then what what's the cure? medicine? make me like them? - not gonna hapen.
I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there.
by Pyromaniac Pete March 27, 2011
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Your aunt bi

Example:
P1: yr mum giey

P2: yr dad lesbian

P1: yr granny tranny
P2: *cries of sadness* your brother an other

God: your aunt bi

*the universe restarts itself*
Posted by BIGPENISTITTIES
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bi- conformist

Someone who is both a conformist and a non- conformist.
She is a bi- conformist as she is a traditionalist and is still open minded.
by palakinavoid September 21, 2023
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Bi-Winning

First used by Charlie Sheen during an Interview on ABC, to refer to himself.
Winning here, and there. Winning in multiple places, possibly at the same time.
Interviewer-Some people are saying you're Bi-polar.

Charlie Sheen- I'm not Bi-polar, I'm Bi-Winning! Banging 7g rocks!
by Silas314 March 27, 2011
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bi-latch/ bi-latcher

someone or something that in general pisses you off. It can be a person, a thing or an act. A bi-latcher can even be a pet peeve.
1) She a Bi-latch because any time im around her she only talk about how gross looking she is, and u kno wut, i agree with her.
2) A Bi-latcher of mine is when you drivin, and you look over and the driver of another ride is pickin they nose and touchenothe stuff in they ride.
by whozgotdmunchiez November 20, 2004
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