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long beach ny steamer

A common sex act performed in the city by the sea. After a night of doing jagerbombs, a man wakes up the next morning and has a loose, foul-smelling bowel movement and he does not wipe. He proceeds to not shower and go about his business for 72 hours. At this point, the shit has now completely hardened to his ass and he peels it off, revealing a nice, pus-filled rash. He then goes and sees his girlfriend who is 6 months pregnant. She takes enough RU-486 (the morning after pill) to spontaneously abort the child. The still wriggling fetus is then inserted into the pus-filled asshole of the man. Then, when the fetus is presumed dead, the man shits it out onto his girlfriend's chest.
Hey Sheila, it's been about 72 hours so I am going to give you the Long Beach NY steamer whether you want it or not.
by propaneharry November 15, 2007
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bearhead

the way my girlfriends hair looks when she wakes up in the AM.
"Wow Bearhead, you slept good huh!?"
by Tommy Oyeah March 2, 2008
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THE BEST PERSON TO instant message EVER, IM THEM YOULL BE HAPPY YOU DID
OMG BEACHBUNNY MAKES JOKES LIKE NO otherr
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Beach Madness

A time of excessive alcohol use and/or narcotic abuse which can be ruined by a single evil person with nothing else better to do but bitch and moan about how everyone else is always wrong and how telivison and people are evil.

A.K.A-Beach Mania
Random Person number 1:Gee golly Beach Madness is gonna be fun!
Random Person Number 2:I bet you it sucks cause the witch is going to be there.....
by Random Person3 June 27, 2006
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Beached Whale

A fatt-ass bitch that has been put out the pasture
by 123 January 13, 2005
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long beach

Long Beach is a pretty cool place on Long Island, NY. It's not a wannabe Cali city.. its a unique place in itself. The kids are preppy jews, gangstas (spanish and black.. and even some wiggers) and then theres the christians who are the coolest in the bunch. Long Beach ppl surf and drink under the boardwalk and a lot of them smoke a healthy dose of marijuana. However, the fun ends with summer.. bc the climate is NY. Winter in Long Beach basically, blows.
snoop dogg does not represent Long Beach.. its more like, Jack Johnson
by whaaaaaat September 30, 2005
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