the book

Also known as the dipper (to dip into) to take note of. It is soemthing that is not there in physical state but referred to to keep in the memory. It is usually used after you have doen soemthing stupid

sarah-i just walked into a door
timmy-thats going in the book

by jc cool October 17, 2008

Jungle Book

To get someone, really good. By sending them a picture of a copy of Rudyard Kipling's classic story collection "The Jungle Book." Or by stroking them across the face mid-conversation and whispering "Jungle Book."

That sort of thing reallt gets them.

I totally Jungle-Booked him the other day. He was talking about his weekend and I whispered Jungle Book as a response.

by RoaminCatholic July 11, 2014

Comic Book Guy

See RockNRoll1

1. "Your logic is cheap"

2. "Worst. Logic. Ever"

by Poison Sawada Spunky March 24, 2003

Mormon, book of Mormon

A stupid book written by a lying drug addict paedophile called Joseph Smith. Also known as the 'Book of Morons' after the morons who believe in it.

Shit, we've run out of toilet paper. Great, we finally have a use for the Book of Morons. Wipe the shit off your arse with that shit. Start with the chapter that contains the story about Brigham Young giving Joseph Smith a blow job. mormon, book of Mormon was written by a sexual pervert.

by Cynical bloke December 9, 2018

the book

the urban dictionary

I looked up FAT in the book, but I couldn't find it. Better add that word.

by Bungalow Bill November 24, 2001

The Book

A term refering to Facebook, the extremely popular social networking website.

Fred: Yo what are you up to this weekend?
Ed: Nothing, you?
Fred: I'm throwing a party at my crib, I'll hit you up on The Book.

by R-E February 27, 2009