a very lame term for a break up.
a completely irritating phrase thatimmature losers use when they believe they have found a girl they like, and they girl thinks that they might possibly be cool, but later realize the guy is an obsessive retard and no longer wants to get to know the guy. the guy in the situation then gets very upset and angry and uses the phrase repeatedly following the rightful disinterest of the girl, and often times pissing her off. *note: used in various tenses: blown off, blew off, blow off
a completely irritating phrase thatimmature losers use when they believe they have found a girl they like, and they girl thinks that they might possibly be cool, but later realize the guy is an obsessive retard and no longer wants to get to know the guy. the guy in the situation then gets very upset and angry and uses the phrase repeatedly following the rightful disinterest of the girl, and often times pissing her off. *note: used in various tenses: blown off, blew off, blow off
1. "you totally blew me off the other night."
2. "i am a loser that always gets blown off every time, so dont blow me off too because i cant take it... if you do i shall never date again because i am an obsessive freak"
3. "after she dumped me she totally blew me off and never wanted to hang out like we used to"
girls possible reaction:
"stop saying that you loser! its not my fault i dont like you, go away creep!"
2. "i am a loser that always gets blown off every time, so dont blow me off too because i cant take it... if you do i shall never date again because i am an obsessive freak"
3. "after she dumped me she totally blew me off and never wanted to hang out like we used to"
girls possible reaction:
"stop saying that you loser! its not my fault i dont like you, go away creep!"
by somegirly May 01, 2005
The bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i could watch TV. I was pissed, ready to blow pissed. It was at this time I noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so I pacified her with an erect cock. Shut her yapping for a while.
by Gumba Gumba August 03, 2004
emo fag: I like simple plans new video where there on the bridge because the song has such great meaning and aspiration. emo blows: oh shut up you ditz
by swolb ome January 24, 2005
A blow job is when one person shoves a significant amount of cocaine up his/her anus and then farts said cocaine all over another person's face.
by michaelk6 April 07, 2011
when a human female sucks on an equestrian animals dick. More often then not, these are performed by horse-riders. This is basically an inter-species blow job.
I saw that chick giving a donkey a blow horse in the stables yesterday.
Bro, that donkey is one lucky ass.
Bro, that donkey is one lucky ass.
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 27, 2011
by Andy June 19, 2006
It Is When You're Mouth Goes On A Male's Penis, Otherwise Known As A Form Of Oral Sex....
Before You Consider It.
Why Don't You Picture Drinking His Urine
Or Perhaps Eating Your Unborn Children With A Spoon Like Yogurt...
Does It Taste Good Now?
Before You Consider It.
Why Don't You Picture Drinking His Urine
Or Perhaps Eating Your Unborn Children With A Spoon Like Yogurt...
Does It Taste Good Now?
Hoe: I Give A Blow Job For 20
You: Bro...He Sits In His Room Jacking Off With Hands That Have Been Who Knows Where, And Then He Pees Out Of It...And On Top Of That, Sperm Come Out When He Cums! And You Sit Here Lickin It All Up. Yeah...Sounds GREAT To Me!
Hoe: Bitch! 20 Bucks Is 20 Bucks!
You: Bro...He Sits In His Room Jacking Off With Hands That Have Been Who Knows Where, And Then He Pees Out Of It...And On Top Of That, Sperm Come Out When He Cums! And You Sit Here Lickin It All Up. Yeah...Sounds GREAT To Me!
Hoe: Bitch! 20 Bucks Is 20 Bucks!
by Pup101 May 05, 2016