austin boone

austin boone is the most perfect guy in the world. he will treat you so amazing, is so sweet, give the best hugs and kisses and cuddles, and loves with his whole heart. he has the prettiest set of eyes you’ll ever see, the cutest smile, the most adorable and contagious laugh. he is so intelligent and doesn’t even realize it, and tries to deny it all the time. he seems to not have a single shy bone in his body, and is so outgoing. he is so funny and will never fail to make you laugh. he has his insecurities though, so make sure to reassure him that you are there for him no matter what. He is the bestest friend and the most amazing boyfriend you could ever have. If you have austin boone in your life anyway, anyhow, make sure you never let him go.

emily-“austin boone is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

by calmdownjamaldontpulloutthenin November 13, 2020

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

austin

My friend who I miss. Wonder how my friend is doing?

Austin is my friend

by 274!(!@210 January 6, 2020

Austin

Austin is a blonde guy who likes hollow knight and is physically incapable of 3 things,
1: waiting patiently for silksong
2: eating a popsicle normally
3: having a civil conversation without saying kys

guys hlep austin just sent a picture of hte back of my head to me i think hes behind me

by Tobi4s March 2, 2022

Austin Tucker Ashley

A fat ass little kid who gets treated like a baby and is 9 years old and 198 pounds.

He is so fucking fat he must be a Austin Tucker Ashley

by nahta wrld February 8, 2022

Austining

The act of blaming someone if your group lost to feel better or jus lying in general

He is austining right now

by Orangutansballs January 25, 2024

Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024