alaskan stick

When you stick your dick in the freezer for 30 minutes and then kill the pussy like an icesickle

Bro lets give in 10 more minutes and then shove our Alaskan stick into her .

by Mitchel McMitchellin February 9, 2014

alaska baby heater

The sexual act of blowing up a pregnant womens vagina in order to warm the growing fetus while also exciting your partner

It got so hold and she was so horny we decide to try the Alaska Baby Heater.

by Munker December 18, 2014

Alaskan bareback

The act of shoving a handful of snow into your partners orifice before following up with your penis.

"The man I was with last night Alaskan Barebacked me."

by trainiac12 March 27, 2015

Alaskan Blowfish

To fart into one's "partner's" mouth, causing their cheeks to inflate and mildly imitate a blowfish. It can possibly be done to someone sleeping.

The First Lady LOVES to give the President an Alaskan Blowfish

by EtymaDrums June 11, 2015

Alaskan Mudslide

The act of a male extracting feces on the females chest between her breasts, and resuming to have intercourse of his penis in her breasts. The mess caused by the spreading of feces by the male penis results in a scene resembling a mudslide on the hill that is the woman's breasts.

Man, I really gave Amanda a crazy Alaskan Mudslide last night. Some of that "mud" got smeared all over her body after I laid down some textbook heavy artillery thundercock.

by Larry the pedophile June 14, 2015

Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum

"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"

by McFzynps November 15, 2015