The unwritten rule where a friend, when in close proximity, is entitled to a small portion or "tax" of whatever you are currently eating or drinking.
by Kwizzzzzz October 6, 2024

A pose you pull for when
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/
(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/
(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.
Person 1: isnt that *your crush/senpai* on the way out?
The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.
The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.
by Sinister Canister June 11, 2025

by THICC Paul September 15, 2023

Otherwise known as, Mystic, Faze Mystic, Faheemer, Looked at as a legend/rumor, a man that goes around taking a % of people loot, skins, planes, etc (if you refuse he takes all of it), RUN ON **SIGHT** IF YOU SEE THIS MAN.
Person 1 (Faheem): Sup
Person 2: OH NO IS THA-
Person 1 (Faheem): Yes😎
Person 2: HERE SIR YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL JUST PLEASE DON'T FAHEEM TAX MY LIFE
Person 2: OH NO IS THA-
Person 1 (Faheem): Yes😎
Person 2: HERE SIR YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL JUST PLEASE DON'T FAHEEM TAX MY LIFE
by SEPTEMBER11 June 7, 2024
