JC Tax

The unwritten rule where a friend, when in close proximity, is entitled to a small portion or "tax" of whatever you are currently eating or drinking.
Oh here comes JC, he is definitely going to give me the JC Tax on my goldfish.
by Kwizzzzzz October 6, 2024
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longshot rizzler tax

A pose you pull for when
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/

(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.
Person 1: isnt that *your crush/senpai* on the way out?

The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.
by Sinister Canister June 11, 2025
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Taxes

Money you have to pay to the state unless you're chill like that.
IRS: You owe us $12 in taxes!
You:🗿
IRS: Damn.
by THICC Paul September 15, 2023
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FAHEEM TAX

Otherwise known as, Mystic, Faze Mystic, Faheemer, Looked at as a legend/rumor, a man that goes around taking a % of people loot, skins, planes, etc (if you refuse he takes all of it), RUN ON **SIGHT** IF YOU SEE THIS MAN.
Person 1 (Faheem): Sup
Person 2: OH NO IS THA-
Person 1 (Faheem): Yes😎
Person 2: HERE SIR YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL JUST PLEASE DON'T FAHEEM TAX MY LIFE
by SEPTEMBER11 June 7, 2024
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