When a guy wearing a yellow poncho is dying right in front of you and the only thing you can do to save him is give him a rim job.
I was walking down that back alley and I saw the lights going out in this piss stained tramps eyes. I couldn’t see a defibrillator so I rushed over and gave him a Dirty David, perked him up right away.
by Trx791 August 20, 2019
Also called "the hoff"
David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"
I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"
Germans are crazy about him
David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"
I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"
Germans are crazy about him
-i was in Berlin last year
- aight, what did you do?
- i saw "the hoff" live
- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay
- aight, what did you do?
- i saw "the hoff" live
- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay
by resume October 20, 2005
when a marine named David decides to power rape you in the buthole. can either be done on a guy or girl
by Donald Trumps the best February 22, 2017
David Marchand is the lead singer for an ever-increasingly popular band, A Fire Inside. David is most widely known by his stage name (and title of choice), Davey Havok.
Human One: Is that David Marchand from AFI?
Human Two: No, o' silly one. Tis Davey Havok from A Fire Inside!
Human Two: No, o' silly one. Tis Davey Havok from A Fire Inside!
by Arahovas July 06, 2006
Also known as the "Davey Spade".
Vomiting on a girl during intercourse or oral sex.
A David Spade most frequently can happen when you double team a girl and the first guy to ejaculate pulls out and gets some ejaculate on the other guy causing him to vomit on the girl.
This comes from a story that was told by David Spade, while describing a threesome that he allegedly had in college.
Vomiting on a girl during intercourse or oral sex.
A David Spade most frequently can happen when you double team a girl and the first guy to ejaculate pulls out and gets some ejaculate on the other guy causing him to vomit on the girl.
This comes from a story that was told by David Spade, while describing a threesome that he allegedly had in college.
by Sterile Dogg January 18, 2006
by oxy- January 24, 2008
Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.
Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.
Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.
by KRHimself October 30, 2004