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Martin Luther's Septic Tank

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.
1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
by huskyspin April 4, 2025
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Martin

Also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"

A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".

The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.

From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.

Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.

If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.
"Martin thank you."

"Glad to know Martin."

"Everyone waits for Martin."
by Bianshi November 25, 2021
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Martinism

A person that works for the orthodox church. He is a patriarch called Martin.
But he still looks jewish in my eyes!
Yes! I think he is cool but underestimated, too. it is martinism.
by maasd the line March 19, 2025
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Martin Pain

*Martin pain*

Verb: Martin pain

Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances

2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows *The Martin pain*_
by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021
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Jenna Martins

The most beautiful, kind, pure girl. Jenna is so funny and sweet, and never fails to put a smile on others faces. Her voice lights up so many people. Boys look at Jenna and want to just cuddle and just say how much they love her. Sometimes a little more than that… but seriously, this girl truly is stunning. From her long, silky brown hair, to her adorable black converse high tops. Jenna is just hilarious, and knows how to brighten up someones day. Her dark brown eyes are just something to get lost in. Jenna is so different from other girls, it makes hearts burst. Jenna Martins truly is special.
“Bro did you see Jenna today”

“Jenna Martins?”
Oh my god yes dude, she’s literally the girl of my dreams.”
by bbro226 October 6, 2021
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stacy martin

That one asistaint principal that's a snich ass bitch and gets on everyone's nerves and is the one to break up all the good fights in the hallway during passing period ps. loves big mac's.
Girl 1:COME AT ME BITCH
Girl 2:O HELLL NO

Stacy Martin: STOP FIGHTING BE A SCHOLAR
by Yo_momma_gay_asf July 10, 2019
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Martin

Is the HOTTEST person on the planet and has a cock 2 meters long. He can walk right up to a girl, say hi and she’ll immediately start sucking his dick. A Martin also knows everything there is to know. He has an iq of 300000. Some people prefer to him as GOD.
Person 1: Hey what is gods name?
Person 2: His name is Martin.
by martinthegod69420 November 21, 2021
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