The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.
Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
by Phaedrus3rd August 27, 2019
Of or pertaining to eating abundant quantities of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.
That girl was totally hott last night until I brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!
by gmansand October 29, 2010
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by Geeesty October 16, 2021
A prestige member of the ESO community. Nx4 MoNsTeR is a master of many in-game skills. But this fine man has brought a more real life skill into the game, and has made a multi-million dollar empire off of what he does best. Nx4 MoNsTeR is Founder and CEO of Riften's biggest entertainment industry called "Suck For a Buck". You can often find Nx4 MoNsTeR in one of Riften's many back alleys, or side corners scraping out the street gravel lodged in his knees getting ready for the next valued customer.
by LainyxGalaxy May 23, 2022
by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017
A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.
by Onion1246 March 04, 2011