Jew Zealander

Someone who originates from New Zealand and is also a cheapskate. It is a well know fact that these people are thrifty.

"Hey Gil, it'd be choice if that beer was a little cheaper.
..Man your such a Jew Zealander"

by Elmuchos April 08, 2006

jew cave

A home of many many jewish people in which the jews feed of of each others money.

I was on my way to school the other day, and i went past this huge jew cave, and i could smell the money being cooked.

by skeety-doop April 25, 2009

rush jew

A person with male features, who in fact has a vagina, and will screw any one out of any thing, even family. he will buy a wrecked car for 400 bucks and sell it for 4,000.

you get the rush jew deal?

ya.

How much you pay for it?

4hundo.
how much you sell it for?
4g's

by the rush jew killer June 02, 2009

Jew move

when you are playing a videogame and you and another person are fighting. You kill the other guy, but you have low health and another guy comes out of hiding and kills you in no time.

Joe: yes! I finally killed you Eric.....
Colin (comes in): SPLAT!!
Joe: Wow Colin that was a Jew move.

by Landon Conrad December 05, 2008

Ass jew

When you take a poo and it comes out curly

When Adam Sandler Shits,Ass jew

by Fitz & Vinny June 04, 2006

Jelly Jew

An ambiguous phrase that can be used to give praise or ruin someone's day.
It has been used by stars such as Jimmy Saville, Bruce Foresythe and Vernon Kay

"well done my little Jelly Jew"

or

"Oi you little shit, piss of home you Jelly Jew"

by hernia ray January 15, 2010

Jew-Walker

Rich people who are generally cheap who like to take evening walks on their massive piece of lake-front property.

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor are such Jew-Walkers. All they do is walk around their lake-front property.

by E-surance and Mad dog July 24, 2008