Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job

“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”

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A euphemism for someone receiving a handjob and or the act of madturbation

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cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 07, 2013

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The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 05, 2022

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My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 16, 2015

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Jake: How’d it go last night bro?
Chad: She was so good bro; she could slam goose all night long

by Gooseslammer January 26, 2025

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Jake: Bro how was Stacy last night?
Chad: She was so good bro, she could slam goose all night

by Gooseslammer January 26, 2025

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