Brian

The most handsome man you know and have a very big dick

Jessica: Hey have you seen Brian?
Ana: Yeah he is so hot and has a big dick

by Jordan1457247 November 27, 2021

Brian

Someone who gets no bitches. He also is know to have a small dick. Gets 0 bitches

Brian has no bitches
Must be a brian

by Kazu_a November 28, 2021

brian boeshart

A friendly giant with a killer singing voice. Frequently seen running the local slums. Probably has like 33 houses.

: I got to get my rent money to brian boeshart

by friendlyneighborhoodrenter November 29, 2021

Brian

Big brain and good at math. Very smert. Be around Brian.

" SPAGHETTI--" Brian screeched

by K01-swag December 3, 2021

Brian Moment

An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.

Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."

by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024

max brian stevens

A very strong and hunky sexy dude who is very smart and gets all the lady’s and is very independent

damn is that max brian stevens he gets all the pussy

by brody628387283 March 18, 2024

Brian

A transgender shopping cart who is beautiful and ugly. He likes eating and breathing shit. He got a horendous breath. He can't even spell brain right.

HES EATING ME, wait am I shit then. In this sentence Brian is a bad boy

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants March 19, 2024