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Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

One of the sexiest, hottest man alive.

masturbates like 20 million times a day. lmfao
Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge by miriah December 3, 2004
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Short Pants

Pants that are around ankle length, just short enough to look a little unprofessional.

To passive-aggressively stick it to the man.
Kevin wore short pants to work. He was passive-aggressively sticking it to the man.
Short Pants by Andronicus August 4, 2007

Sorority Pants 

Black leggings worn as pants. Especially popular among sorority girls.
"I've got to get some sorority pants before rush or I won't look like everyone else!"

"Look at those Tri-Delts up there...all of them are wearing sorority pants!"
An exclusive Facebook group of superior people, fashioned for only the most skilled of Facebook creeps and wierdos in homage to the holy garment, Pants. It is a safe-haven where creeping and excessive liking and commenting is socially acceptable, and where its members may act out un-judged.

Note: may be used in Noun form (referring to the group, Pants!), or as a Verb (ie to Pants!, meaning to do anything related to the group). Adjective and Adverb form pending.
I just got added to Pants! This is the most amazing day of my life! Finally I belong somewhere special. I Pantsed all night long to celebrate! All hail Pants!
Pants! by pantslover January 11, 2011

awesome-pants 

A man's undergarment that acts as a modern day cod piece, enhancing the size of the genitalia. Typically thong or g-string style in bright or neon colors. This phrase is only used from the man's perspective, as no woman actually finds these undergarments attractive.
"Tonight, I'm wearing my awesome-pants."

Awesomepants.com
awesome-pants by drock1963 January 23, 2009

Puke my pants

A kind of gastro-intestinal disorder usually caused by Ingesting the wrong thing at the wrong time.
I chased that sushi with a warm Pabst, and now I gotta Puke my pants.
Puke my pants by Bigger sam August 27, 2008