pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021

Pineapple

SpongeBobs house 😏😏😏

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea spooongebob squuuarepaaants!!!

by I need help.com August 2, 2018

Pineapple

A word used as a code name for your crush, who is really sweet but makes you want to kill yourself.

Sarah: did you see pineapple today?
Stephanie: yah, he looked really cute.

Later that day
Sarah: I hate pineapple.
Stephanie: now what?
Sarah: he ignored me the whole day!

by unicornsparklyanttianttia September 28, 2019

Pineapple

Pineapple is a code name for anyones crush.

Person 1: Who do you have a crush on?
Person 2: Pineapple.
Person 1: :I

by theslayer#53612 December 10, 2022

Pineapple

It’s good. But don’t put this on pizza please.

Ew this pizza has pineapple on it. Throw it away.

by CornOnTheCowb October 28, 2019

Pineapple

A fruit whose visual depiction has been known to trigger synchronous happenings between like-souled individuals.

— “Pineapple”
— “Oh shit. Yes… pineapple!”

by simonbeige January 21, 2024

Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple

Anix: What do you call the green stuff on top of a pineapple?
Anix: PINEAPPLE HAIRS

by sarahb07 June 16, 2020