I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

big dingaling fella

a sweeter version of calling someone a big REDACTED REDACTED

hey there big... oh wait I cant say that. Hey there big dingaling fella what's crakalacken

by Spargebugle January 23, 2025

big dicksucking fartburger

Someone who sucks a dick while eating a burger and farting

John: Damn that big dicksucking fartburger I had yesterday was fucking delectable

by therealdidlders January 24, 2025

Big backin

The act of eating like a big back. Hunched over a huge plate of food, a big back has to advance his shoulders to get his face over the plate, or else there's a stream of stains down his shirt. With his shoulders forward, his upper back is "big".

That dude is big backin that food

Stop big backin, we've got plenty of time to eat.

by jmbartho January 24, 2025

Big tubby tubby

A very fucking fat person

That girl over there is big tubby tubby

by N ze y see me ya saw all’s go January 25, 2025

Big Man Blastoise

A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.

Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.

by Space_turtle January 27, 2025