salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

by Sup98 April 7, 2015

egg cement

Egg cement is the general term for any type of cement mixed with the yolk of an egg. The practice is incredibly uncommon, so the phrase has evolved somewhat of a joke definition of having _no_ real meaning, often being spammed in chains on discord servers.

I stepped in the egg cement they laid last week, I had no idea it would take so long to dry.

by dmbutalsodm March 18, 2018

Blooming egg

A blooming egg is when you don’t make an eggs Benedict right and it just kind of unfolds all around the pot and “blooms” 😊 baboom , that’s what it is -Shinae

When ur eggs Benedict isn’t cooked right it’s a blooming egg

by Andrewpm93 October 4, 2019

Best Egg

Lawrence

oh he's the best Egg?
Yeah that's Lawrence, of course he is.

by #2egg May 7, 2019

egg carrot

The act of shaving a carrot for to long and it manifesting as an egg shaped carrot

I tried to make lunch and finna made a egg carrot

by The Tooner June 3, 2018

chicken and eggs

A non-sequiter that implies excitement.

"Hey, there's a killer party this weekend!"
"Chicken and eggs!"

by DougCo December 24, 2007

egg booty

An egg that is just so awesome it becomes a booty

THAT EGG BOOTY IS FINE

by dotdotthetatertot January 9, 2018