Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

by mugbutt July 29, 2021

Meanie-weenster

When you want to insult someone and confuse them at the same time.

Ugh! You meanie-weenster

by Kori Hensley September 23, 2021

cheenkie weenkie

Penis or the led of a mechanical pencil.

You have a big cheenkie weenkie.
I have no cheenkie weenkie left in my pencil.

by Cheenkie September 24, 2021

Eeny Weeny

A way to describe your dick.

Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”

by Ily DemiDevil November 22, 2021

Peenie Weenie

When you give your vice principal a grotesque, orange, smexy, badly drawn, dick pic

Vise Principal: this is a very inaccurate picture of a Peenie Weenie

by Billiam wonks william February 1, 2022

big weenie

A person who can't shut up unless if you stick in a big weenie up their mouth

person 1: Big Weenie
Big Weenie: Booooooy oh 😳 boyy, Nothin' 🙅 beats 💓 a hot 😅 and steamy 🌫 dog 🐶🐕 weenie 🍆.

A little 👌 stadium 🏢 mustard 🌭 oughta a jazz 🎷 up ☝ this fo

by abxttoir March 9, 2022

Drift Weenie

When you want a girl to come over and hang out with some"bed wrestling" but she can't because you have been at the drift track all day and your weenie smells like shit.

Casey: you gonna bone ol girl from last time?
Ariel: I can't. I got a mean case of Drift Weenie after today.

by DJ Princess Ariel aka DJ Vaper March 27, 2022