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Uncle donald

A scumbag loser that lies, manipulates, and tells stories. We have a nickname for him its called “donnie ruxpin because he always tells stories you cant believe. This man only cares about what he can get from people including money. He doesnt care about his 4 kids he has and only cares about sex. He also steals, is a bum, and expects to live in your home rent free. He abuses animals as well and lived here in NY everybody knows the type of person he is and a select few dont take or fall for his shit including lies. This man will never change and people want you to feel sorry for him……well i got news for you i dont. I personally dont like him and wish he would all do us a favor and fuck off!!! Hes a piece of shit that runs from the law, in and out of jail, and screwed his family over multiple times. This man is the worst and avoid him at all costs!!!!
Mom: have you heard from uncle donald?
Me: no this piece of shit is never home and is probably out being his gay ass self the loser that he is!!!
by Furry2011 January 21, 2022
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Uncle Cousin

A spiritual term used to describe the ceremonial use the of the drug Ketamine.
ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?

HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.

Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?

HIM: May the lord be with you.
by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022
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Uncle Buckle

When your uncle asks you to show him where the restroom is at a family gathering, drags you in there with him and bathes you in his hot spunk after lifting you onto the counter and making you shit in his mouth while he smacks his own ears repeatedly
Kid 1: Man a The family reunion uncle Johnny asked where the bathroom was and gave me the good old uncle buckle
Kid 2: Man he did the same thing to me last year
Kid 3:I WISH I COULD GET THE UNCLE BUCKLE
kid 1: Too bad loser
by Big Daddy Waddy April 12, 2022
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unbelievabowl

When someone stupid says something that is likely a lie, or they are just too stupid to realise what they are saying is false.
"Tind says he can do a windmill dunk"
"That's unbelievabowl, he's only 4ft11"
by Microphone Drizzla April 29, 2022
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Uncle chad

Uncle chad is a made up part of peoples family. He often is a musician or entertainer, but in reality, is nothing more than a figment of a delusional persons imagination
Uncle chad is sure to show this family reunion (46th time this has been said)
by BrotherBean69 July 8, 2022
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Uncle Super Bowl

Everyone has an Uncle Super Bowl. That one uncle who always hosts the family Super Bowl Party and makes the BEST pulled pork, wings, and dip. Think about the best Super Bowl Party that you went to and ask yourself, "Who hosted it?" Without a doubt, it was the one with Uncle Super Bowl.
Family Member #1: What's going on Cuz!? Are you coming over for the Super Bowl Party later?
Person #2: Is Uncle Super Bowl hosting!? I'm there!!
by JH21 May 8, 2022
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Uncle Dave Syndrome (UDS)

The polite way of saying the “r word”. My uncle is crazy and has a tbi so he acts special. When do you something stupid, you say a person has UDS. There are currently 8 patients and no cure.
Bro I can’t believe you stuttered, your Uncle Dave Syndrome (UDS) must be acting up.
by KALYNALTNEL May 26, 2022
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