Terrific Two

The two teams the are in the college basketball National Championship.

"Yo did you hear Oral Roberts and Georgetown are in the Terrific Two!" I screamed.

by Ryan the dubz March 29, 2007

two finger award

An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.

This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.

Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!

by MAC36 December 11, 2007

texas two scoop

When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.

I know she would be down for the texas two scoop

by mallot January 13, 2008

Two Slit

A great name for the female genitalia.

Originated by Matt Coppola

Damn! I wanna get in that girls two slit.

by Johnny Vag May 4, 2008

TWO BOB KNOCKER

to describe somebody who acts a twat and is wasting your time

an individual who you work with who is no good at their job and is a two bob knocker

by leerob October 20, 2008

two-meat platter

a sexual act that defines the addition of more than one penis, but not more than two penises. Can be a homosexual or heterosexual threesome but two penises must be involved.

1. So I heard that Chris is gay, he was online looking for the two-meat platter last night and got caught by his girlfriend.

2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.

by ohitsbigron March 21, 2009

Channel two

Synonym for a deuce, or a very large shit.

It became a synonym after KWGN Channel 2 in Denver renamed themselves 'the Deuce' in a very stupid move to try to attract a younger audience.

1. "Where did Kevin go?"
-"He's dropping a channel two in the restroom."

by Connaître April 14, 2009