man turtle

90% turtle 10% man.A vere slow unmanly person

You are such a man turtle!

by sapireriana May 26, 2009

Holy Turtle

A person who loves turtles and claims themselves as a holy turtle.

I am the Holy Turtle. I am your savior, your lord

by GUANPOOMIN :P February 25, 2015

Turtle Swag

Lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.

Jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.

by mwcord September 1, 2014

turtle squad

A group of homosexual males who go to EDM festivals.

Me and my turtle squad are going to edc Orlando this weekend.

by Stan Birda April 20, 2018

Turtle Stew

When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!

I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!

by MichaelmikeSee June 26, 2015

Turtle Milkshake

To give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the penis looks like a turtle poking its head out.

My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.

by Animefreakgoddess July 6, 2011

Turtle Storm

A weird girl on Youtube.

I don't watch Turtle Storm because she is wierd.

by PlebIsLife January 11, 2018