Gooning

wen u just sit there doin nothin staring at da wall or space or sumthin. like ur brain left the chat. not nasty or nothin, just chillin.
"yo my bad bro i was gooning hard didn even hear u lol"
by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
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goon

it used to mean very bad people in a gang and what not. but now it means jerkin off
friend: whaddup bro
other friend: shut up I'm gooning
by haazedd August 12, 2024
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Flint And Steel Gooning

Using flint and steel to goon, by rubbing the two against your *part* and Gooning.
I watched the movie and started Flint and Steel Gooning
by flintandsteel! April 2, 2025
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Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.
"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."
by Power Gooner 5090TI February 1, 2025
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When you stick your male part in the Tampa bay, and collect the dust from the rocks off the bottom of the bay, and then have a Tampa Seagull edge off each layer of dust, and then you spread your seed all in the bay. Which later creates new manatees constructed from your male seed.
i cant wait to go Tampa Bay Flicker Gooning , plus I really love Seagulls
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025
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looks gooning

cumming on your own face and rubbing it in
Oh your skin looks so good what moisturizer do you use

Well I’ve been looks gooning

So… Cum?

Yes
by RCFMO August 29, 2024
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