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chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more
by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025
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goon rat

a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired
person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025
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Aldis flicker gooning

aldis flicker gooning is an act wher you walk into an aldi and blast a massive yoy know what elser is massive? MANGO MANGO MANGO 13 kg load over the peabnut butter in the amazing load of kanye wesy

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I Aldis flicker gooning bout to cuuum uhhhhhhgh
by PIayboi Carti December 29, 2024
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Nostalgic Goon

A type of goon that brings a sense of nostalgia.
"That Anaconda music video by Nicki Minaj is such a nostalgic goon."
by CEOofsaggin February 3, 2025
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What the Goon?

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.
Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?
by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024
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Super Saiyan Goon

A point where a man goes super saiyan after entering the most intense part of the gooning state
He went Super Saiyan Goon after watching that!
by DictionaryDude432 September 3, 2025
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gooning

(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.
"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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