Brittany Van Pelt

More captivating than the moon and the stars. Brittany Van Pelt is the definition of love, beauty and compassion. An angel of this earth and a goddess of the universe that leaves me eternally blessed and grateful that she is my life, my wife and best friend ❤️

Thank God I have been gifted this extremely Brittany Van Pelt love ❤️

by VP007 January 2, 2024

White Van

A source of free candy and often has nice men inside with tape and a bag, who most of the time offer candy to kids for free.

Me : Hey jimmy, look it's a white van.
Jimmy: wow awesome
Me: Yah let's get some free candy

White van dude: hey kids want some candy

by TheDezzNutsAnator9000 November 13, 2020

Van

Van is the biggest piece of shit known to man, any person with this name would definitley cry if you didnt share your food and talk shit abt things just because he can. Even if they like the things they will talk bad about them. They are horny in a bad way, making hypersexual jokes and doing things like twerking on us. Also getting offended if we dont go along with their crude awkward shit. Will make fun of things and say hurtful things but the minute you point finegrs at them they apologize and get really defensive saying they dont mean it. Even if they do mean it.

Ex: van is a fucking piece of shit and they should kys

by Van hate clube (VHC) July 25, 2022

Van Camp's

Van Camp's is an American brand of canned bean products currently owned by ConAgra Foods, Inc. Their products typically consist of beans stewed in a flavored sauce

In 1983, the brand passed to the Quaker Oats Company when it purchased Stokely-Van Camp. Quaker Oats sold Van Camp's to ConAgra in 1995.

by SPrice1980 May 26, 2023

van Zanten

The last name of the most caring, loving, and wonderful family. They will do anything to help when it’s most needed. They don’t hesitate to lend a hand. They love the Lord with all their hearts, even in the most devastating moments in life. They will welcome you with open arms.

The “van Zanten’s” are at the party!

Oh, have you heard about one of the “van Zanten’s”?

by user1246273663735736367 December 3, 2021

vans

a excellent skate shoe that will NEVER! get completely destroyed a shoe that hurts to walk on after 2-3 hours
(also all u fuckin posers need to stop wearing them that includes thrasher, vans, ripnid, and all skate brands)
if u dont skate dont ruin the skate culture bitch. and stop fucking maul grabbing!

if u dont skate don't skate don't wear vans

by yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeboi777 November 10, 2020

van Gogh

1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.

2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.

(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)

Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?

Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.

Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)

Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....

Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.

Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.

Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!

by The RussSh September 9, 2018