Redneck pedicure

You know when August rolls around y'all got them sun lines on your feet? That's a redneck pedicure!

That redneck pedicure is coming in never come August.

by Drunkenjazz July 17, 2024

Redneck Facelift

Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.

"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"

"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"

by Creepybobo67 July 31, 2024

Redneck bidet

When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass

The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend

by It's average sized August 3, 2024

Redneck hillbilly internet

Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.

Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.

by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 15, 2024

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

Redneck Pressure Washer

When you leave skid marks in the Toilet and you wash them off with your Piss.

I cleaned the Toilet mess with the Redneck Pressure Washer

by Pressurepiss11 May 10, 2025

Redneck Russ

An internet legend and Walter White look a like who love raceplay and worshipping black men while he huffs poppers to them while he strokes his dong to them. Fuck he loves his dong

Fuck I Fucking Live Niggers, And Their Big Fucking Black Fucking Chocolate Crazy Fucking Nigger Cocks, Fucking Love Niggers, I’m A Fucking Nigger Loving Faggot - Redneck Russ

by LOGANsaurs May 27, 2025