One who seldom or never shows him/herself on MSN by appearing offline. MSN Ninja's are very selective of who they choose to be seen by, and just like a ninja, can disappear just as easily as they appear.
by Jerry the Hairy Berry January 20, 2009
Get the [MSN] Ninjamug. sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!! And then you hang out afterwards causally as if nothing happened.
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Bro i totally Ninja & Chilled with my girl last night and she enjoyed it, afterwards we just chilled to recover from the wildness.
by JD Disruptive September 19, 2017
Get the Ninja & Chillmug. My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.
by myhoopt July 4, 2016
Get the ninja magicmug. A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
by El Conquistador July 6, 2021
Get the stroke ninjamug. by wurpy December 30, 2022
Get the Hood Ninjamug. by TheBoyDubbus January 15, 2022
Get the Wooden Ninjamug. Noun
the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
by misstaken April 21, 2010
Get the ninja poodlesmug.