Sea shelling

When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.

Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.

by Big Bill Will McCall April 22, 2021

sea dance

A gay sex act between 3 or more sailors involving a turkey Baster and sex toys ranging in size from small to large. Eventually when the size limit is reached, the other members sing a sea shanty and do a dancing jig

I wouldn’t go in the forecastle for a while, I saw 5 men go in there who are known for performing a sea dance

by Sailor4 November 6, 2022

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

Sea bitch

They're called sea bitches because we should have seen those bitches coming. Best described as white people who traveled the fucking ocean to commit mass genocide while stealing the land of the native Americans.

"Immigrants are stealing our jobs and ruining this country!" Well you sea bitches stole the lives and land of the Native Americans first so what now Becky?

by Salty bich April 19, 2018

Deep Sea Snorkling

when a man is sleeping and another man puts his balls on his eyes and rubs his dick down his chin so that it looks like the sleeping man is wearing goggles and a snorkel. then dick smack him vertically and yell BUDWEISER!

Dan went Deep Sea Snorkling last night and almost drowned.

by ADDDvice July 10, 2010

sea monkey

a stupid sounding person or if someone has a bad stutter.

" he was such a sea monkey when he spoke"

by rickadoi January 13, 2023

Sea Mammal

An individual with too much drip to be on land

He’s a fucking sea mammal

by Quierespuppywajoint November 22, 2019