the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships
by boobooheeboo November 27, 2016
Get the salting seasonmug. He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
by blockpixelz June 20, 2022
Get the salt consumermug. Person 1: I accidentally licked my socks and threw the ice cream in the washing machine brooo
Person 2:...oh. Salts.
Person 2:...oh. Salts.
by dani.babe September 30, 2022
Get the Saltsmug. When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.
by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021
Get the Dick On Salt (DOS)mug. by kiwi101_ August 5, 2018
Get the Saltmug. Instead of typing "lmao" you type "salts" meaning 'Smiled and laughed then stopped'
It's more accurate ❤
It's more accurate ❤
by Chachabingos January 13, 2021
Get the SALTSmug. An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
by Giant Miniature Space Hampster March 5, 2017
Get the salt merchantmug.