pita bread

Slang for anything that's a pain in the ass. A lot catchier than just saying something's "PITA" and can easily be overlooked by non-suspecting parties.

Damn bro, that test was HARD!
Ya, that teacher is pita bread, yo.

by craigahman December 9, 2008

bread bag

A bag that bread comes in.
it is a little known fact that homosexual acts become "not gay" if you put a bread bag on

"that's a little gay dude, better put a bread bag on it"
"It's not gay if you put a bread bag on it"
"you could put a bread bag on Luis Spence and he'd be rendered temporarily completely heterosexual"

by The breadbagger April 18, 2013

asleep in the bread aisle

sleeping on bread because it is very soft, but sleeping on your own bread is pointless because it would be squished, but they restock the bread aisle daily so it is a continual source of mattress material.

asher roth is asleep in the bread aisle

by pierre grande April 23, 2009

Different bread

Bitches that be smokin dick , bitches that be on bullshit, ugly bitches , stoopid bitches , fat bitches , stinky bitches , all of the above

Example of different bread

*Bitch : I only fuck wit hood niggas or nights with no job
*Bitches that keep fuckin wit niggas the cheat on them

by Jahidi October 17, 2019

BREAD ON A STICK

bread with a plastic knife put in the center of it. from there you may eat your glorious bread on a stick.

if you have a plastic knife and there is bread next to/near the plastic knife you may stick a plastic knife in to the bread
hint: we do not recommend the use of realknifes

"ITS BREAD ON A STICK"

"THATS SO AWESOME"

by 10.17.09sweeeet October 17, 2009

bread rolling

When someone rolls up a piece of bread, sticks it up a woman's vagina, it soaks up all the juices, then the man eats the bread.

Nick: Dude, I was bread rolling my girlfriend last night!
Dave: Yes dude that's awesome!

by Amazingunicornz2003 October 5, 2017

Ginger Bread Men

The smell left lingering in a room after sex of the anal variety has occurred between two men. Usually following the word baking.

1) Man, smells like someone has been baking some ginger bread men in here!

2) See you later guys, I'm off to bake some ginger bread men.

by Bob Fossil January 20, 2008