skeet snake

A human fruit gusher

after 30 seconds ashley was a skeet snake

by Skeet bear February 20, 2017

canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017

beyound skeeted

when you're higher than yeet that yeeted so it has to be a skeet that skeeted.

Tom said "I'm beyound skeeted!" , as he took a long hit off the joint

by Theunknownhbm September 12, 2020

Skeet/skeeta

In modern culture when a pretend DJ with no real DJ skills names himself he’s usually referred to a dirty skeet.

Aka a “skeeta scratcher”

Noun: skeet, plural noun: skeet’s or skeeta’s

Don’t be such a “skeeta scratcher”
Your such a “skeet Dj”

Definition:
A dodgy self named Dj, with a nickname given to him-self.

Used in sentance:

Don’t worry people it’s just Martin what a waste of talent !! when he was called Martin the Wickford dj he used to be excellent DJ. Everyone loved him but since he called himself DJ skeet he’s now just the local skeet…what a waste. !!

Martin is a skeet/skeeta dj. Skeet means a dodgy self named DJ

by Dj rebellion April 10, 2023

skeet

v. to drop a banana item in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on it and skid out

Scott: "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah, I skeeted all over that sharp turn."

by thechamp April 8, 2007

Graveyard Skeet

A skeet session consisting of Julie's mother as the target. Usually performed after dusk.

Yo dude, lets hit up Julie's mother for a graveyard skeet.

by Bobs son November 4, 2008

Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

by captainjoong January 20, 2022