Brad Roll

Brad Roll is the act of putting your penis in a bread roll.
Derives from a mentally disabled kid who put his penis in a bread roll.

What is he doing?
Looks like he's doing a Brad Roll.

by Brad Roll May 28, 2014

Prison roll

A prison roll or prison joint is basically a joint that has been so badly rolled that you are just smoking the paper because there is barely any weed actually in it.

Mate you can't roll for shit! thats a fucking prison roll that lad

by MAJORTOMK April 21, 2015

Sushi Roll

The penis of an Asian male that’s uncut and dirty enough it is forming cheese.

His sushi roll made for a difficult blowjob.

by gdiz916 November 16, 2019

Calm your roll

An imperative used to inform habitual line-steppers that their actions are no longer acceptable, and that said line-stepper needs to calm down before being put back into place.

Dude, you better calm your roll before I slap some sense into you.

by D-Luxe July 23, 2008

Lil Rock'n'Roll Queen

A little lady that is known to be the sun, the center of the universe for a Rocker. Lady Lover of a man that can make his heart act in the strangest of ways, making it turn blue.

Based on the song Rock'n'Roll Queen by The Subways.

A cover of this song was played by guitarist Lt. X when he asked out his lover, when he was standing in the middle of a circle with Horatio the guitar. Lt. X asked his lady if she would be his "Lil Rock'n'Roll Queen." and then he played the cover for her. She gladly accepted.

I have a question... will you be my Lil Rock'n'Roll Queen?- Lt. X

"You are the sun, you are the only one. My heart is blue, my heart is blue for you," The Subways - Rock'n'Roll Queen.

by Lieutenantxavier May 18, 2009

Bill O'Reilly

A white christian male (aka an average American) who is on Fox news. He claims to be fair and balanced and that the "spin stops here" but he is obviously more conservative than not. In the past he sexually harassed women. Somones however, he can be reasonable like when he thinks that jail time shouold be stricter for child rapists. I agree with that, thats a sensible decision. However, he constantly bashes the democrats labeling them the "dangerous far left" and always cuts off people who disagree with them.

When Pat Robertson said Islam was evil, Bill O'Reilly took a stand, not because those were racist comments but because it would hurt the war on terror, he only cares about that.

Bill O'Reilly doesnt think gay people make good actors (seriously)

by Smart, Sane, Super great April 18, 2006

Slow Roll

When a person seeking an answer is perpetually put off, usually by having to answer subsequent questions given consecutively, before his original question may be answered.

Before leaving, Fred's boss Allen executed a perfect slow roll maneuver, delaying Fred's departure by asking made up questions, the answers of which Fred had to find before Allen would allow Fred to depart.

by Fairly Frustrated January 12, 2010