Pocket Lottery

Finding unexpected cash in your pockets.

Sweet, a $20! Pocket lottery.

by Laxonyou911 January 17, 2010

pocket rodeo

when you insert your finger into someone ELSE'S pocket in order to:

a.) break awkward silences
b.) break the ice
c.) be a creep

girl 1: *insert's finger into girl 2's pocket* "pocket rodeo!!"
girl 2: "wtf, get your finger out of my pocket."

by fingerling2323 October 15, 2010

pcockblocking

noun . doing non-important things to keep another person form using a computer pc

fiddling around doing nothing important on a pc , but not letting anyone else use it .

Jim:can I use the computer now ?
Mary :no !! , im checking my Facebook
*five minutes later *
Jim : can I use it now ?
Mary :no , Im checking my Myspace !
*twenty minutes later *
Jim :how about now

Mary : no , I need to check my Twitter,Stumble upon , Google Plus , Gmail, Yahoo, and Aol.........then you can use it !!
*one hour later *
Jim : please , let me use it !!!!
Mary :one sec , let me check my Facebook again ..........
Jim : STOP PCOCKBLOCKING ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Whomever I. Wannabe December 30, 2011

pocket surfing

The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....

Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.

by jim jangle January 16, 2012

Pocketrazzi

Your phone decides to turn into a paparazzi in your pocket and takin hundreds of beautiful pictures off....pocket.

*gets out phone to show a particular picture but has to scroll through hundreds of pictures of nothing* "Man, how lame! My phone decided to be a pocketrazzi!"

by beautifulmistake_2013 March 7, 2012

Pocket fisherman

Human fishing pole, aka penis.

So I whipped out my pocket fisherman, and did some casting for hos.

by Lenrie1 August 10, 2012

pocket answer

noun.

The accidental answering of a cell phone where the person is overheard talking, but not realizing it. The caller assumes the recipient is carrying the phone in a pocket.

"Man. I hear him talk but he doesn't know he is on the phone. Must be a pocket answer."

by Rob32608 October 18, 2012