toilet paper money

code word for Crack money

"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"

by bri_nic23 June 12, 2009

Toilet Paper Monster

A creature believed to be of Lebanese and/or Italian descent. If you go to the toilet and find that the lid to the toilet is shut and the toilet paper is attatched to the roll and pulled to the floor forming a little pile of toilet paper, the toilet paper monster has struck! When the T.P.M is angry, it has been known to leave a trail of toilet paper around the house.

Istvan; "Hey danny, why is there a trail of toilet paper from your bathroom to your fridge?"

Danny; "Don't worry mate, it's just the toilet paper monster"

Istvan; "Why is all the cheese gona from your fridge?"

Danny; "Don't, looks like the T.P.M likes cheeeeese!!!"

by Yew :-) August 21, 2011

Brown Paper Bag

A device that may be used to smoke if you are incredibly stupid.

Hey look Luisito is smoking a brown paper bag. What a dumbfuck

by james February 18, 2005

Toilet Paper Bitch

When you grab a wet ass when a bitch doesn't wipe her cooch after she pisses.

Jose Arroyo why the fuck did you rub up on that wet shit. She didn't wipe. What a fucking Toilet Paper Bitch!

by SKEET SKEET SKEET NIGGA! October 4, 2007

Dutch paper mache

The act of rolling a joint or the joint itself.

"Hey man, you wanna make some Dutch paper mache crafts?"

by The Baur September 27, 2011

faggy paper weight

A person who is extremely lazy and sits on other people's desks at work. Also known as FPW.

David came over and sat on my desk for 20 minutes again...he's such a faggy paper weight...

by Intraweb October 14, 2005

paper cup action

Noun. A reminder written on the fly, on one of those paper cups that corporates buy by the million, usually in a hurried and unplanned meeting where no other writing material is available.

"I was just grabbing a coffee when Madeline pounced and I ended up with a paper cup action."

by Stuart Concannon March 20, 2005