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paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.
Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!
by Gas man August 10, 2023
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Moody Green Woman Painting Slut

Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.

The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.

This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.
Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.
by cheeseslut July 13, 2022
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Stanky Paint

a funny way to describe a man's ejaculate
upon finishing it is always better to stanky paint the exterior because stanky paint in the interior leads to kids
by Mix2402 July 27, 2010
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Paint boys

by Abigail King June 4, 2024
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Painting the tiger

When a woman has sex with a man while she’s on her period.
Jo wasn’t overly keen on painting the tiger.
by Caledonian1976 July 14, 2024
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Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."
by Devil Jones March 4, 2008
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Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..
Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.
by Mtlhead January 28, 2024
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