oliver

yes me my name is oliver i am hot as fuck

oliver is so fineee

by hdfhfdhj March 7, 2023

my oliver

oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.

Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”

by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023

oliver ong

A gay man who likes to play clash Royale but sucks

who is the most gay person in the school
oliver ong

by egiantspammer July 29, 2022

oliver pritchard

BEAUTIFUL, LOVING,HAPPY,GOOD LOOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love oliver pritchard

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Oliver Stages

An ordinary Guy that shoves Gummy worm up his bum and eats it.

Oliver Stages

by BIGTITBOY July 10, 2021

Oliver Nelson

The Most Based Sophomore At Inspire School Of Arts And Science, He will steal your girl.
He Works at a Burger King in Illinois at night and in the day he goes all the way to California.

"Oh my God is that Oliver Nelson, I heard he can sneak meth on school campuses"
"Oliver Nelson is one of the 7 wonders of the world"
"Look at Oliver Nelson Flip That Burger in the Burger King Parking lot"

by OliverNelsonFan42 January 7, 2025

Oliver

A virgin who is completely antisocial. All they do when with other people is sit around and play video games and not talk. Every word that does come out of their mouth is more gay than the last.

Guy 1: Let's go walk to Jewel and get something.
Guy 2: No, I wanna play some more Fortnite.
Guy 1: Dont be such an Oliver
Guy 2: Hrrr *beats chest*

by Boomman32 October 21, 2019