My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.

Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.

by may saliva July 29, 2025

Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021

Perfect number

A number that's equal to the sum of its divisors

6 is a perfect number because its divisors are 1, 2, and 3. 1+2+3=6.

The next perfect number is 28.

by shrek's mommy November 9, 2025

pl4ty numbers

when someone has a catastrophically negative KD:R in a shooter game, a such as valorant

-cheems goes 0/19-
"Wow cheems, you're really putting up pl4ty numbers right now"
-cheems cries-

by Random shtuff December 29, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Numberism

A type of politics where a country is fixed using data and numbers!

"The unemployment rate is around 3 million"
"Then we will double our unemployment benefits"
The next year...
"The unemployment rate is around one and a half million"
"That's thanks to NUMBERISM"

by mr 1up July 27, 2022

Tram Number 9

i use it for my workway (the route i use to get to work)

Tram Number 9: trinnnnng trinnn ringgg ringg brum brum brrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
Me (in the Morning): Oh no now i have only 20 minutes left till im at my work.
Me (in the Afternoon): Ah yes i can finally get the fuck home.

by yesssssssssssssssssssssssss July 3, 2020