The Tyson moment is when Tyson dose something stupid but played it off like it didn’t happen, doesn’t go to school, bails on his friends, says he will do something then not do it at the last second, thus is the Tyson moment an endless loop that Tyson can’t escape. And keep dogs away from Tyson.
“Hey Tyson wanna hang out with us and watch a movie” “sure” everyone shows up besides Tyson now that’s a Tyson moment
by realhannah December 10, 2019
Get the Tyson momentmug. Being pissed off and ignoring the whole world around you.
Therefore being really rude to all the people around you, even people you don't know.
Therefore being really rude to all the people around you, even people you don't know.
"Jeez, what's wrong with kat ?"
"Oh yeah, she's having a jeff moment because her mum wouldn't buy her these sunglasses today ..."
"Oh yeah, she's having a jeff moment because her mum wouldn't buy her these sunglasses today ..."
by StephJay March 8, 2008
Get the jeff momentmug. A pleasant telephone interaction with a stranger, usually an insurance agent.
Originates from the 2011 Apia (Australian Pensioners Insurance Agency) television commercials.
Originates from the 2011 Apia (Australian Pensioners Insurance Agency) television commercials.
Original Apia moment:
Agent - "Welcome to Apia, how can I help you?"
Customer - "I'm ringing regarding a quote for a new caravan we're buying. We would like to start the insurance and pay it quarterly.
Agent - "Not a problem at all. We don't charge any more to pay that way. Whe're you taking off to first?"
Customer - "We're going down to Lakes Entrance, and then across to the West"
Agent - "Gee life's gonna be one big holiday"
Customer - "Yes I hope so, (laugh)"
Agent - "Ohhhh, fantastic"
Agent - "Welcome to Apia, how can I help you?"
Customer - "I'm ringing regarding a quote for a new caravan we're buying. We would like to start the insurance and pay it quarterly.
Agent - "Not a problem at all. We don't charge any more to pay that way. Whe're you taking off to first?"
Customer - "We're going down to Lakes Entrance, and then across to the West"
Agent - "Gee life's gonna be one big holiday"
Customer - "Yes I hope so, (laugh)"
Agent - "Ohhhh, fantastic"
by megamanisnotdead July 5, 2011
Get the Apia momentmug. 1. The act of being stupid. Including actions, and thought.
2. Having something profoundly dumb happen to you.
2. Having something profoundly dumb happen to you.
Example 1: Girl: "I always thought that General Custer from from the board game Clue."
Guy: "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You just had a Guthrie Moment."
Example 2: Oh shit! I just had a Guthrie Moment when I dropped my vodka on the fire and it went on my pants!
Guy: "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You just had a Guthrie Moment."
Example 2: Oh shit! I just had a Guthrie Moment when I dropped my vodka on the fire and it went on my pants!
by The Soul Man October 16, 2010
Get the Guthrie Momentmug. Joel asked “Where’s Milwaukee?” after visiting the city for a meet; a Joel moment.
Joel once said “Wait, I thought everyone came from the Mayflower,” a Joel moment.
Joel once said “Wait, I thought everyone came from the Mayflower,” a Joel moment.
by Amogussussy March 18, 2021
Get the Joel Momentmug. someone that shares a moment with someone, usually leading one to believe there is something between them, then claims that said moment never happened.
girl: awwwwwwwwwwww
guy: did we just have a moment?
girl: what are you talking about?
guy: you are such a moment faker!
guy: did we just have a moment?
girl: what are you talking about?
guy: you are such a moment faker!
by rob02825 December 22, 2007
Get the Moment fakermug. Ex. Bro 1: i like holding my gfs purse. Feels kinda nice
Bro 2: what
Bro 1: Sorry i had a maurice moment
Bro 2: what
Bro 1: Sorry i had a maurice moment
by The Gucci flip flops September 28, 2019
Get the A Maurice Momentmug.