dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.
"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"
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Get the Dirty jordan mug.A lameass school in Champaign, Illinois under the admninistration of Dan Cole, who doesnt have a clue what in God's name he is doing...... Example of a lameass policy..... (excerpt from handbook) any student who misses 15 or more class days ,without special permission from the administration, will have to attend summer classes, in order to advance to the next grade, because that student has not "mastered" that subject......... so sure even if youre gettin a C or above in all of youre classes, you still get flunked! basically they are incouraging you to bring sick kids to school so they can get other kids sick....stupid evangelists
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Interjection - originally specific to sports, it has become a general term to describe success or happiness originally popularized by Marv Albert in sportscasting during the 90s.
As a basketball player makes the basket
Marv Albert - JORDAN!
Person 1 - I got the bands tickets
Person 2 - JORDAN!
Marv Albert - JORDAN!
Person 1 - I got the bands tickets
Person 2 - JORDAN!
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Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is another word referring to a gopher, as Jordans tend to be incredibly annoying and immature.
The teacher called the kid in the back row "Jordan," even though his name was "Herbert," due to his annoying nature.
a) Man that kid is bugging me.
b) Must be a Jordan.
a) Man that kid is bugging me.
b) Must be a Jordan.
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Get the jordan mug.a girl who wear a waay to big bra, follows around older people like a little puppy dog, good cheerleader but not good enough to make varsity which was a mistake, talks crap about their friends and is really two faced. also obsessed with their ex boyfriends.
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